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Sun May 19, 2024
	It ain't just right-wing nutters who are attacking electrical infrastructure source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	11
	What you need to know about tick season. Yup, it's that Lyme of year source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	Apparently reporters have no clue about what a case of beer actually is. Also, what kind of idiots steal Bud Light at gunpoint? source: wfaa.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Residents of Seattle low-income high-rise go a week without elevator. Sheldon Cooper, Leonard Hofstadter, and Penelope "Penny" Teller unavailable for comment source: seattletimes.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Cuba laments the collapse of its centuries old sugar industry. With helpful image of Robert De Niro cosplaying as a sugar cane harvester source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Sex offender faked his death to avoid registering for the sex offenders list. Sheriff: "Now, a lot of resources were wasted looking for his body, which was clearly not found, because he wasn't dead," source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	Fisherman lands a big one, lets it get away. Subby probably would too if the "big fish" turned out to be a 12 foot long tiger shark source: wsaw.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	Old and busted: It's raining men. New hotness: It's raining cans source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	New video shows Kentucky bridge gives truck driver an unscheduled break... literally source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	How about Fark you? The noise is a feature not a bug etc source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	32
	Carnival unable to operate rides due to; a) not enough operators b) State inspector shut them down c) someone stole the control boxes to the rides overnight source: woodtv.com \| share: Copy Link	20

Sat May 18, 2024
(Some Guy)	Kentucky gives up on children, focuses educational efforts on feral hogs source: winchestersun.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	EIGHT charged with kidnapping and holding neighbor captive for almost 30 YEARS. That means seven people knew about it and said nothing all this time source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	28
	$500K of elvers seized at airport. Unfortunately, they did not have cookies source: atlantic.ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	22
	"Boil water notice" due to parasite outbreak in Devon mostly lifted. If you're living in Devon and have no idea what this is about you might want to go see a doctor source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Noise Factor comes at you Saturday at 10:30PM ET and hits you with Cybernetic Witch Cult right out of the gate. A couple of stories from a recent live show and also Mastodon, Stone Nomads, Lord Velvet, Pissed Jeans, and a bonus ending source: bigeradio.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Remember: flickering lights or doing business with kleptocrats can induce seizures source: aljazeera.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Map lead three surfers to their doom in Mexico, continuing Dora's reign of terror source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	46
	Sing us a song, you're the Plano Man, sing us a song tonight. Well, we've got your car on a trailer hook, and we're in the mood for a fight source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	A helpful guide to help us old folks figure out what the young whippersnappers invading our lawns are saying source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Photoshop these train tracks source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Fisherman reels in human skull. Does not disclose the lure he used, which is to be expected source: wjactv.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	"The Brooklyn Devil" is New York's last vigilante. The Comedian unavailable for comment source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	36
(Some Guy)	Two hours of music from past Mays on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT). Will the ex-con who stole Superman's costume from Clark's apartment be able to tell anyone about Clark's secret identity before he dies after being shot by a cop? source: live365.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Can't jog. Can't BBQ. Can't watch birds. Now black people aren't even allowed to buy vacuum cleaners source: oregonlive.com \| share: Copy Link	74
	Comes with pool source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	57
	A dying woman has been denied a partial liver transplant for drinking while she was on the waiting list now only has a few weeks left to live. Liver let die source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	149
	Florida's answer to the 10' 8" bridge - the Haulover Inlet. Warning: Australian-level NSFW language source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	27
(Johanna Turner)	Photoshop this happy hiker source: ca-times.brightspotcdn.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	89-year-old woman awoken by men telling her she needed to be saved or she'll burn source: wjcl.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Commencement speaker goes all Oprah on graduates: you get a thousand, and you get a thousand source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	49
(Some rich Guy)	The rich and powerful don't want you to know where they are flying to source: twz.com \| share: Copy Link	60
	Remember when the U.S. tried to win World War II with the help of radioactive foxes? source: mentalfloss.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	"I have a great idea for a vacation destination: let's all go to Afghanistan. What could possibly go wrong?" source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	71
	"Outrageously" priced weight-loss drugs could bankrupt US health care. "Eating less" still free source: arstechnica.com \| share: Copy Link	173
	Um, real friends would not care how much money you're spending to be with them source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	69
	Photoshop this Canadian picnic source: bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Sports club closes smoking enclosure due to blue tits source: nz.news.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Day 815 of WW3: Orcs continuing to advance in Kharkiv area, claim to have taken control of 12 settlements in a week. A week? I guess that accounts for the 10,050 dead Orcs on the casualty reports for that period. It's your Saturday Ukraine war thread source: news.sky.com \| share: Copy Link	376
	Cat people rejoice: a drug used to treat the deadly illness FIP will finally be available in the US as of June 1st. Welcome to a healthy Caturday source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	719
	Elmo's EV "revolution" hits snag number 57,229: copper thieves source: insideevs.com \| share: Copy Link	203
	News: France and Azerbaijan go at it. Fark: in the South Pacific source: aljazeera.com \| share: Copy Link	46
	"Never bring a knife to a gun fight." Florida man: "Hold my wounded wife" source: tri-cityherald.com \| share: Copy Link	60
	The Olympics, smuggling, churches, and graduation traditions are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 9-15 source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	5
	"Conservative scion" sentenced to 45 months for busting windows and other Jan. 6 crimes. Scion used to mean "descendant of a wealthy, aristocratic, or influential family". Today it means "easily-led asshole with money" source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	46
	Armored cash-in-transit truck flips over on the front lawn of a bank. This means something source: news4jax.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	252 counts of burglary. There is such a thing as a one man crime spree source: ksdk.com \| share: Copy Link	11
(Some Guy)	Only $1.5 million? That's nuts source: lataco.com \| share: Copy Link	34

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